Friday, September 12, 2008

GUICY GEE-TAILS OF GEISHA GOINGS-ON

Good day, celebraholics! Easy Stolze here with your daily supply of celebrahol to keep you functioning for another few hours before the tremors set in again.

While basking in the lukewarm heat of Hollyweird hot-spot THE GEISHA ROOM last night, your fearless blogventurer saw none other than IAN HOLM in drag as a geisha waitress, going about and getting people their d.o.'s (drink orders). As your intrepid blogxplorer followed him/her to her car after closing, agressive questioning revealed that it was actually just an Asian waitress after all. When asked if she had any juicy poop on Ian Holm's romantic exploits, she admitted that she did not.

You win this round, Ian Holm.