Wipe the anticipatory drool from your lips friends finally a member of scratchframe has posted something of note on our ever popular blog. You may want to get up from whatever dank hole you have yourself hunkered down in so that you may poke your head outside and see if the very heavens are falling down upon you as God's homage to this historic moment. I cannot prepare you thoroughly enough for the bold, revealing and insightful posts that are sure to follow. What dark revelations are to be scribed upon these pages I know not whether the eyes of man are ready to bear. Each one of us has something unique and original to offer the blogosphere that you will only be able to find here at scratchframe.com. My humorous political commentaries, Elliot's misadventures on the dating scene, Jordan's helpful cooking tips, Andy's inspirational Bible passage analysis, Jason's Gothic poetry and scathing social criticisms, and Eric's juicy celebrity gossip. Other blogs may claim to blog half as well as we blog, but I am blogging it to you straight when I say that those blogs do not even come close to the blogmanship we practice on a daily basis. We are blog ninjas who come at you stealthy and quick so that by the time you realize what has happened our opinions have karate-chopped their way deep within your brain and are well on their way to becoming fact. So watch out world, the scratchframe blog has started its engines. @<;)
- Cody
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